The Commonwealth of Union of West Africa is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 193 million Union of West Africans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Union of West African economy, worth 5.81 trillion Afroes a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,118 Afroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of West Africa's national animal is the Crowned Eagle.

Union of West Africa is ranked 19,536^th in the world and 2^nd in Amethyst Legion for Most Primitive, scoring 81.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.